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Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work

Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work:
  1. It's an incentive to show up.
  2. It reduces stress.
  3. It leads to more honest communications.
  4. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
  5. Employees tell management what they think, not what...management wants to hear.
  6. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
  7. It encourages carpooling.
  8. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you really don't care.
  9. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
  10. It makes fellow employees look better.
  11. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
  12. Salary negations are a lot more profitable.
  13. Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn't so, ahh! embarrassing.
  14. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the local bar.
  15. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
  16. Everyone agrees they work better after they've had a couple of drinks down the hatch. gulp!
  17. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.
  18. The janitor's closet will finally have a use.
  19. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross."
  20. The slap happy good news is: Employees no longer need coffee to SOBER UP.
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