A bird with one wing can't fly. (to encourage someone to take a second drink)
It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money!
My friends are the best friends
Loyal, willing and able.
Now let’s get to drinking!
All glasses off the table!
Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint-- and another one!
Here's to being single...
And seeing triple!
Here's to women's kisses,
and to whiskey, amber clear;
Not as sweet as a woman's kiss,
but a darn sight more sincere!
May you be poor in misfortune, rich in blessings, slow to make enemies and quick to make friends.
And may you know nothing but happiness from this day forward.
May your home always be too small to hold all your friends.
Irish Saint Patrick's Day Toasts
Saint Patrick was a gentleman,
Who through strategy and stealth,
Drove all the snakes from Ireland,
Here’s a toasting to his health.
But not too many toastings
Lest you lose yourself and then
Forget the good Saint Patrick
And see all those snakes again.
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door.
There are good ships, and there are wood ships, The ships that sail the sea.
But the best ships, are friendships, And may they always be.
May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows your dead.
May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live.
May you always have a clean shirt, a clear conscience, and enough coins in your pocket to buy a pint!